WHO IN THE WORLD WILL WANT TO STEAL SUCH A HEAVY SCHOOL BAG IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?!

what the hell!

AAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! fucking shit-eating brainless big assholes! go stuff your heads in dung man!

what an unlucky day.
ok so we were taking neos at j8 and while decorating the prints, i left my bag at the side. and TADAH! my bag was missing like 5 minutes after. what the hell is the use of CCTVs in the store man, like if you can't even operate it. and and and, am i that popular that you fuckers want to attack my poor innocent-looking bag in broad daylight?!

I'm not very good at words but
i hope you guys wake up early the next morning to find bags haunting you,
please be careful when brushing your teeth as you might choke on the toothbrush and die.
and that your assholes will be sucked in by the toilet bowl.
you sneeze without closing your eyes and your eyeballs will fly out onto the road, getting squashed by oncoming cars.
comb your hair and your hair drop million of strands each time.
walk on the road and the tree will fall and crush you to death.
get onto the bus and may the bus slam the door hard on your face, waking you up.
eat your meals and get choke on even spring onions. i don't know how but yes, you dumb idiots will be the first ones on headline news.
please take good care of your hands cause someone may just chop them off anytime.
be careful when you close your eyes, cause they may never open again.
walk into a library and the shelves come tumbling on you, killing you with tons of moral-education books.

i curse you a million years and even in your next life, maybe i'll even start to believe in voodoo dolls. so you guys just be careful man, be so careful. if i ever know who are you, i'll tear you up a million pieces and feed erm, ok i won't even let the dogs have dungs like you. dungs should just go through chemical decomposition and disappear from the surface of the earth. ar fuck!

now I've like to replace my pencil case and the stuffs inside, my precious darling calculator, my file, my notes, notebooks, exercise books, and how on earth am i gonna get another amaths textbk when it isn't even selling in the market now?! any kind souls want to find a spare one for me... which means I've got to spend another huge sum of money buying stuffs agn. damn it. and not only money but the effort of replacing my stuffs, wasting my precious time, i swear that if i know who are the culprits, i'm so gonna get back at you man.

ok on a lighter note, luckily my hp and mp3 weren't in there. only my wallet with about 6 bucks in it. HAHA fuckers, damn fools! you are so gonna be on the front page of the home section if you're caught. but my wallet's precious cause its a birthday present from my bro and i liked i alot. and my Chinese electronic dictionary, can't you like let me use it for another 7 months and i'll give it to you wholeheartedly man. or is it that you needed a pad urgently, oh I've got one in there.

luckily it isn't my blue crumpler or else all hell will break loose. but but but damn it la, the stuffs in my wallet are still precious! i mean like they're of sentimental value, not the extreme ones but bits and pieces. argh, they should just go jump building and die. really.